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Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« On: August 24, 2007, 10:49:50 AM »
I'll start


My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #1 On: August 24, 2007, 11:31:46 AM »
Bart has a girlfriend.
No I dont thats the problem
Bart has a problem!
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #2 On: August 24, 2007, 02:35:40 PM »
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #3 On: August 24, 2007, 03:54:51 PM »
This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #4 On: August 24, 2007, 03:57:51 PM »
BENDER: ALRIGHT! You guys will be my new best friends!
HOMER: You wish loser!
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #5 On: August 24, 2007, 04:53:07 PM »
Three wars back we called sauercraut liberty cabbage, and we called liberty cabbage superslaw. And back then a suitcase was known as a Swedish lunchbox. Of course nobody knew that but me.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #6 On: August 24, 2007, 04:54:57 PM »
And you tied an onion to your belt because it was the style at the time?
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #7 On: August 24, 2007, 04:59:24 PM »
Yes, but you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.. Now, where was I?.. Oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #8 On: August 24, 2007, 05:02:25 PM »
And in those days, Nickels had pictures of bumble bees on them. "Give me 5 bee's for a quarter you'd say"
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #9 On: August 24, 2007, 05:03:51 PM »
Sorry, I added that to my post before I saw your post. :P

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I used my washtub that morning to clean my turkey, which back then was called a 'walking bird'. We had walking bird on Thanksgiving with cranberry sauce, Injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder. We also sat around and watched football, which back then was called baseball.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #10 On: August 24, 2007, 08:02:45 PM »

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #11 On: August 24, 2007, 09:16:16 PM »
LISA: Why dont you just eat him dad!
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #12 On: August 25, 2007, 02:21:06 AM »
maybe i should take up my old job of selling butt scratchers

butt scratcha! butt scratcha! butt scratcha! butt scratcha! BUTT SCRATCHA!
butt scratcha! butt scratcha! BUTT SCRATCHA! butt scratcha!


..BUTT SCRATCHA!
..no peter
..BUTT SCRATCHA!
..peter thats enough
..buuutttt scratcha!  :P
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #13 On: August 25, 2007, 11:06:08 AM »
Yeah! Smingers did it!
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #14 On: August 25, 2007, 11:38:04 AM »
A classic.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #15 On: August 25, 2007, 11:52:43 AM »
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #16 On: August 25, 2007, 02:30:34 PM »
Lisa: B3
Jasper: You sunk my battleship
Old People: HA HA HA
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #17 On: August 25, 2007, 07:18:35 PM »
AHHHH! Sea hag!
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #18 On: August 27, 2007, 01:12:27 AM »
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
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Re: Post Random Quotes for the Hell of it Thread
« Reply #19 On: August 27, 2007, 01:24:51 AM »
Oh yeah, if you're so sure what it aint, how about telling us what it am!
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